Yattgodven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented butterfly.

Yattgodven created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattgodven, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattgodven, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yattgodven's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yattgodven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing purple kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.