Sasflagkop is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome dryad.

Sasflagkop created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasflagkop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasflagkop, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sasflagkop's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sasflagkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sasflagkop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about optics.