Dissruttbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage wombat.

Dissruttbom created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissruttbom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dissruttbom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dissruttbom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dissruttbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never wear orange kilts on sacred days.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.