Cepbudrul is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cepbudrul created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbudrul, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cepbudrul, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cepbudrul's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cepbudrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.