Kemcebtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain penguin.

Kemcebtarp created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemcebtarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemcebtarp, she will turn you into a rat.

Kemcebtarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kemcebtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Kemcebtarp.