Yarpvidsan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome octopus.

Yarpvidsan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpvidsan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarpvidsan, she will laugh at you.

Yarpvidsan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yarpvidsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.