Cidfedwip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate aardvark.

Cidfedwip created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cidfedwip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidfedwip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cidfedwip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cidfedwip's Holy Commandments

1. Cidfedwip loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Do not record names concerning moons.