Quartjigflag Bomtanbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered centaur.

Quartjigflag Bomtanbid created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartjigflag Bomtanbid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quartjigflag Bomtanbid, he will turn you into a rat.

Quartjigflag Bomtanbid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Quartjigflag Bomtanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quartjigflag Bomtanbid first in all things.

2. Never chant in winter.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.