Ominflisfenfodsug is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving gerbil.

Ominflisfenfodsug created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominflisfenfodsug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominflisfenfodsug, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ominflisfenfodsug's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ominflisfenfodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never think about cell theory.