Cudbellwik is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise centaur.

Cudbellwik created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbellwik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudbellwik, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cudbellwik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cudbellwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Never gather five ants in one place.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with snakes.