Wodmilgun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish bear.

Wodmilgun created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodmilgun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodmilgun, it will turn you into a plant.

Wodmilgun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wodmilgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not speak about lemons.