Fathiv is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart slug.

Fathiv created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fathiv, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fathiv, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fathiv's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fathiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.