Stiggupnad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless snake.

Stiggupnad created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stiggupnad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stiggupnad, she will not invite you to parties.

Stiggupnad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stiggupnad's Holy Commandments

1. Stiggupnad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

3. Never feed corn to capybaras while wearing black shoes.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.