Didstragvid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring slug.

Didstragvid created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didstragvid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didstragvid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Didstragvid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Didstragvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near goats while wearing mauve hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.

2. Didstragvid loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.