Timbunren is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing dragonfly.

Timbunren created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timbunren, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Timbunren, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Timbunren's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Timbunren's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if four geese approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing white coats.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.