Bodstigsom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced dugong.

Bodstigsom created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodstigsom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodstigsom, she will make you grow a tail.

Bodstigsom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bodstigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Never travel toward the south during autumn.