Labdubdin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving rhinoceros.

Labdubdin created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labdubdin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Labdubdin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Labdubdin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Labdubdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labdubdin.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.