Hunweejad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring raccoon.

Hunweejad created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunweejad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunweejad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hunweejad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hunweejad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not prepare rice while filled with fear.