Jadbopzan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing crab.

Jadbopzan created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Jadbopzan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadbopzan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jadbopzan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jadbopzan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never travel toward the east during summer.