Botcebdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless tapir.

Botcebdiss created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Botcebdiss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botcebdiss, he will laugh at you.

Botcebdiss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Botcebdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never feed nuts to sharks while wearing trousers.

4. You must love Botcebdiss.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.