Sterrannib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish parrot.

Sterrannib created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterrannib, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterrannib, he will make you grow a tail.

Sterrannib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sterrannib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never travel toward the north during summer.