Betfotvin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless dragon.

Betfotvin created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Betfotvin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Betfotvin, he will make you grow a tail.

Betfotvin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Betfotvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not name children after gulls.

5. Hide from cyan dolphins for they are unholy.