Cepgupyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident dragon.

Cepgupyim created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cepgupyim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepgupyim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cepgupyim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cepgupyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Cepgupyim on top of important buildings.

3. Always act with humility when addressing children.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.