Bestcatmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying eagle.

Bestcatmif created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestcatmif, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bestcatmif, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bestcatmif's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bestcatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not jump at crossroads.

3. Never travel toward the north during summer.

4. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never wear blue trousers.