Fondogzak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous bee.

Fondogzak created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fondogzak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fondogzak, he will turn you into a slug.

Fondogzak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fondogzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near sharks while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never proclaim while facing north.