Barncanvanlop Feblogxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful hyena.

Barncanvanlop Feblogxen created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barncanvanlop Feblogxen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Barncanvanlop Feblogxen, she will be mildly annoyed.

Barncanvanlop Feblogxen's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Barncanvanlop Feblogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Worship no other gods but Barncanvanlop Feblogxen.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Never laugh in summer.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.