Kombapkar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart wasp.

Kombapkar created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombapkar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kombapkar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kombapkar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kombapkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

2. Never leap in the presence of geese.

3. Never eat figs on days of mourning.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kombapkar on top of all buildings.

5. Heed all portents.