Xucyartrow is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable dog.

Xucyartrow created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucyartrow, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xucyartrow, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xucyartrow's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Xucyartrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about asteroids.