Tombindut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic lizard.

Tombindut created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tombindut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tombindut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tombindut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tombindut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help seals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.