Sasflaghap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless spider.

Sasflaghap created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasflaghap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasflaghap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sasflaghap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sasflaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not take Sasflaghap's name in vain.

5. Never write about comets.