Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent ant.

Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green rings.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Wigfomgud Cisstungamquag on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never mix figs with blood.

5. Do not stand on grass.