Bablitfadcim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful weasel.

Bablitfadcim created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bablitfadcim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bablitfadcim, she will send you a sign.

Bablitfadcim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bablitfadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.