Cudpinzogsaf Higfabzag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring hummingbird.

Cudpinzogsaf Higfabzag created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cudpinzogsaf Higfabzag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudpinzogsaf Higfabzag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cudpinzogsaf Higfabzag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cudpinzogsaf Higfabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never stain your arms with indigo.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never chant in the presence of eagles.