Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, flying guinea pig.

Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut, he will turn you into a frog.

Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cussteenbarn Vollarpabminhaklagdaggut.

2. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never gather eight snails near doors.