Ragladsom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating eagle.

Ragladsom created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragladsom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragladsom, she will strike you with lightening.

Ragladsom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ragladsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.