Fatdudfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful jellyfish.

Fatdudfeb created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdudfeb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatdudfeb, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fatdudfeb's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fatdudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if three goats approach from the south.

4. Do not name children after gulls.

5. Always help sick horses.