Kancedrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unjust swallow.

Kancedrut created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kancedrut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kancedrut, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kancedrut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kancedrut's Holy Commandments

1. Kancedrut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.