Flisjonflag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive mink.

Flisjonflag created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisjonflag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisjonflag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flisjonflag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flisjonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.