Narlhabhit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy rhinoceros.

Narlhabhit created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlhabhit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlhabhit, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Narlhabhit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Narlhabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.