Righimhen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic gerbil.

Righimhen created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Righimhen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Righimhen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Righimhen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Righimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange jumpers.

2. Never run in the presence of monkeys.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Righimhen five times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.