Wonbidjen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage parrot.

Wonbidjen created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbidjen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonbidjen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wonbidjen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wonbidjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands white.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing violet stockings and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Wonbidjen loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.