Yarpcarbud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent lion.

Yarpcarbud created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcarbud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpcarbud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarpcarbud's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yarpcarbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Put Yarpcarbud first in all things.

4. Always store nuts above ground.

5. Always obey Yarpcarbud's priests.