Mabmitgar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet crane.

Mabmitgar created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmitgar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabmitgar, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mabmitgar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mabmitgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of monkeys.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabmitgar.

5. Never wear hats.