Yaryartwad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring raccoon.

Yaryartwad created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaryartwad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yaryartwad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yaryartwad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yaryartwad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

3. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing gray scarves.

4. Never laugh in summer.

5. Never eat lentils on days of mourning.