Sascenyattfag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental jaguar.

Sascenyattfag created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Sascenyattfag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sascenyattfag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sascenyattfag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sascenyattfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.

4. Do not wear ear rings marked with magenta.

5. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.