Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing crow.

Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Worship no other gods but Flanbinsawfitomtbiffab.

4. Never gather seven shrews near walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.