Bomgemnabdut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, loving badger.

Bomgemnabdut created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgemnabdut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomgemnabdut, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bomgemnabdut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bomgemnabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing magenta boots and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

5. Do not eat turnips.