Camyaksand Bonkyattfob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil donkey.

Camyaksand Bonkyattfob created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camyaksand Bonkyattfob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Camyaksand Bonkyattfob, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camyaksand Bonkyattfob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Camyaksand Bonkyattfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in autumn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never mention dogs.