Fagbimcatgum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak crab.

Fagbimcatgum created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbimcatgum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fagbimcatgum, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fagbimcatgum's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fagbimcatgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never touch water while clean.

3. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.