Mettikgiltof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mettikgiltof created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mettikgiltof, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mettikgiltof, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mettikgiltof's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mettikgiltof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not name children after seals.

3. Never adorn your hands with violet markings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.