Binflowmutxintoncem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fussy wombat.

Binflowmutxintoncem created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binflowmutxintoncem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binflowmutxintoncem, he will boil you in a big pot.

Binflowmutxintoncem's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Binflowmutxintoncem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not leap at mountains.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.