Xinzandin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet hyena.

Xinzandin created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinzandin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xinzandin, it will not care.

Xinzandin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Xinzandin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight doves approach from the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.