Godgabnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless swallow.

Godgabnurt created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godgabnurt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godgabnurt, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Godgabnurt's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Godgabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

5. Never feed bread to seals while wearing jumpers.