Flagwodloop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid badger.

Flagwodloop created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagwodloop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagwodloop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flagwodloop's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Flagwodloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Hide from yellow dogs for they are unholy.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.