Rillkamcat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident squid.

Rillkamcat created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillkamcat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rillkamcat, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rillkamcat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rillkamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Worship no other gods but Rillkamcat.

4. Never paint your neck violet.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with sheep.