Flatingtim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust scorpion.

Flatingtim created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatingtim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flatingtim, she will manifest in front of you.

Flatingtim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flatingtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never wear fawn tights.

5. Never wear gray hats on sacred days.