Rotkamlam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring human.

Rotkamlam created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkamlam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotkamlam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rotkamlam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rotkamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never stain your legs with indigo.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always count to seven before sleeping.

5. Do not chop down trees.