Gundisszag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic wolf.

Gundisszag created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gundisszag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gundisszag, it will torture you forever.

Gundisszag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gundisszag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.