Gudbifnangofwip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking wolf.

Gudbifnangofwip created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbifnangofwip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudbifnangofwip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gudbifnangofwip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gudbifnangofwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.